Shane Watson, Australia - Player profile

Blonde guy, called Shane, plays for Australia. Nothing unusual there. The difference is that this one's sort of wussy and metrosexual.

Let's continue listing: Blonde like an albino, overly blue eyes, looks like he's going to cry, ripped.

We don't really know what 'ripped' means, but we saw a picture of Shane Watson with his shirt off and someone said he was 'ripped' and who are we to argue.

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