Andre Nel, South Africa – Player profile

Andre Nel thinks that he’s a fast bowler. He isn’t one, but he acts well enough that many batsmen are fooled.

Just imagine how Nel must feel about Shaun Pollock. Here’s Nel pretending to be a fast bowler, but he can’t bowl fast enough and there’s Pollock, who could bowl fast enough, but chose not to. We bet that Nel throws his breakfast into Pollock’s face every single morning. Every morning. Without fail. That’s what we’d do.

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