J P Bray

We want Ireland to beat Zimbabwe. That way no-one will suggest that Zimbabwe should come back into Test cricket. Zimbabwe are too poor to play Test cricket and they're not getting any better. They've far more important things to sort out than their cricket team too.

At present Ireland are 113-5. Go, er, J P Bray! Go J P Bray!

J P Bray is 63 not out. Maybe HE should be playing Test cricket. On his own. He'd fare no worse than Zimbabwe, except maybe there'd be a lot of byes.