Australia v Scotland

Australia won. Ricky Ponting scored his billionth international hundred. Mike Hussey was stumped for four.

No words come to mind.

Damien Fleming calls Andrew Symonds a fat bastard

At least we think it was Damien Fleming. We can't be bothered checking.

Anyway, some Australian on the BBC's Test Match Special coverage of Australia v Scotland said that Symonds was 'nearly five players in one'. We know that he's large, but five seems to be pushing it a bit.

Why is it Test Match Special anyway. It's not a Test match and being as it's Australia against Scotland, it's hardly 'special'.